Why get a divorce in Ireland? It takes far too long. We can learn a lot from the Eamonn Lillis trial. Why not invest in a bit of decking and leave a brick or two around. You will find that it will take only 5 years to be rid of your wife (7 years less time off).
So you want to be legal? Well first off you have the year or so leading up to the 'we should take some time out' stage. The you have to try mediation. And the law states "At the date of the commencement of the proceedings, the spouses have lived apart for four out of the five previous years"
Murder the wife. 5 years.
Divorce her. At least 7 years. And she is still around.