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Thursday, December 17, 2009

Sexual Assault, We're Sorry For Your Trouble


from agnes, livid, pure livid, having tea in the listowel arms;

Spot the difference.Pictured above left, Danny Foley, convicted of sexually assaulting a woman. Pictured above right, men (including priests) ogling women (labelled Lovely Girls).

John B. must be wincing in his grave. Listowel has not yet reached the 21st century, never mind the 20th. You may not know the story of Danny Foley, convicted of sexual assualt and sentenced to seven (7) years, five to be served in jail.

Convicted. By a jury. With CCTV evidence. Read it here.

In the court, just before the beak came out to pass sentence, an extraordinary event occurred. Up to fifty people approached the defendant, in the dock with two prison officers, and commiserated, even cried with him, Danny Foley. Included in the fifty was the parish priest of Castlegregory.

Fr Sean Sheehy, the Parish Priest of Castlegregory, said Mr Foley had the highest regard for women and didn’t have an abusive bone in his body. Of course A 'Parish Priest' would of course be considered an expert in the area of abuse. On newstalk this priest said the sentence was a miscarriage of justice. It was an 'alleged' assault. And this knowing of the guilty verdict.

The victim was not ignored, but she had to leave the courthouse by a side door about half an hour later, with a garda escort. Read it. She, the victim, left with a garda escort. She may, who knows, have to leave the area for good.

Rant, rave, rage all you want. This is the underbelly of polite society.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Mark Little Leaves, But Only A Little


Mark Little's New Image

from Sean Ban in the abbey inn tralee;
Very parochial I know, but I see Mark Little has decided that TV is not the future of news and is heading into the murky waters of the digital age. "Being successful on telly takes away a bit of your humanity and you become a bit of a caricature", said the preppy Peter Pan of current affairs in the Irish Times.

Fair play to him. I'm sure RTE are happy that the average salary of has now gone down.

Wouldn't it be great if Gerry Ryan Tubridy, Creedon, Fanning, Marty and all those other past-sell-bys would decide to join the digital revolution too? Not that I listen anymore. But I do pay the licence fee.

A little p.s. Mark's brave decision is not all it seems to be.According to the IT article -"Little is taking leave of absence from RTÉ, so the television door isn’t closing for good".

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Eyebrows Tell a Tale


from stockie in ulick's farranfore;

Unbelievable. There was I getting my haircut when, at end, she looked at me in the mirror. "Would you like me to trim your eyebrows?" WTF. I'm Groucho Marx now? Never before in the field of human hairdressing has a man been so shaken. "Even young men get it done". WTF. Now I'm in Boyzone.

I didn't get them trimmed. They look fine, to me. But now I wonder what I really look like. What is my image as seen by onlookers? As far as I am concerned I still am that whippersnappper in my twenties. Why, I even use a computer regularly.

Dare I eat a peach.

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

I'm an alcoholic and a gambler, giz a job


They shoot horses, don't they?
from loki on the high stool at tralee golf club;

During the depression people danced for days to win cash. Cash for food. Now of course our ballroom dancing is courtesy of z-listers on BBC (or equivalent American crap).

No. Now we are far more sophisticated than having our young people parade in front of hundreds of people. Why not parade them in front of hundreds of thousands, if not millions?

On The Apprentice English Steve announced (or was forced to announce) his travails with alcoholism and gambling. Great for the viewing figures. And apparently just the right qualifications (according to Gavin, the interviewer) for a potential apprentice to Bill. Steve the Warrior. A steady pair of hands at the wheel.

Obviously now Steve the Hulk will have to up his game. Maybe they are not his real arms - just prostheses? Or (as I suspect), Steve the Hulk is an android (very early type, possibly 1.012).

Who gives a fuck. I do. There are no jobs, so make fools of us. What next ? No need to answer, we all know.